Nerds throughout the heathen West were mouth breathing heavily between sips of Mountain Dew earlier this week when the first trailer for “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” was released online. Now those Star Wars dorks really have something to cream their pants about as “The Last Jedi” red band trailer above featuring Daisy Ridley’s numerous nude sex scenes has just been leaked to the Web.
As you can see from this red band trailer, Daisy Ridley once again battles to fulfill her destiny as the biggest whore in the galaxy. Will Daisy use the force to jam enough lightsabers up her tight little stink holes to save the rebellion, or will she give in to her sinful urges and join the “dark side” by banging that jigaboo looking nig nog they cast as her co-star?
Of course only time will tell, but one thing is for certain… Carrie Fischer’s character “Princess Leia” is definitely getting killed off since her coked-up heart finally gave out.